But at least it helps you 6 know what the hell I've been doing the last two weeks. So, to sum up, here's the top 10 things I've done while away from my dear darlings (in no discernable order):
1. Used the word "prancy"
2. Saw nuns talking to drag queens
3. Slept 14 hours straight
4. Turned the Washington Monument into my middle finger
5. Overused the word "treasure"
6. Met my new friend Dottie
7. Walked in a prairie
8. Ate wheatberry pilaf
9. Started liking Lily Allen
10. Watched Tyra get married in the prettiest ceremony ever
What is an Amish / Catholic wedding which gay rights activists protested in Washington?
ReplyDeleteI bid $1, Alex.
You didn't over use the word "prancy" while talking about treasures with nuns and transvestites, did you? Please god, I hope not!
ReplyDeletewas there liquor this time?
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