I've been so filled with busy that I haven't had a second to think about all the things I hate in the world. And that's usually what happens. I think about all the things I really really really can't stand that that makes me feel a little better about the current situation. "I mean, at least I'm not surrounded by all these things I hate," I think to myself, and I can go on for another 10 to 15 minutes. So, just for future reference, in case I ever get this busy again and don't have time to make a list, I'm making one.
THINGS I HATE by Old Aunt Amy
• the phrase "more than the sum of its parts" (I can't even type it without cringing)
• silverfish (again, shiver)
• GW
• talking on the phone
• when people say things like "Oh, like you have to worry" when I talk about potentially not fitting into things or eating too much
• poor whistlers
• gum snappers
• bitches
• mean old people
• sun-heated steering wheels
• celery
• carrots
• Harley Davidson noise
• styrofoam
• aluminum foil
• people who could pull over and get out of your way but just sit there with their hazard lights on in the middle of the street
• when those same people act like you're the jackass for wanting to get by
• Shania Twain
There's more, but this is good for now.
Also don't forget "chirping birds at some ungodly hour of the morning for no apparent reason."
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Oh, and Gwyneth. And her talentless husband.