Thursday, August 25, 2005

Gave Me A Pear, Started Sprayin' Her Hair, And Showed Me A Photo Of Ritchie Sambora

"Now his girlfriend's cute but I can't look ovah 'cuz it might start an ugly rumah.
If he hears loose tawlk, 'round my body they'll draw chalk. He's like Andrew Dice Clay witout a sense of humah."

I wish I could unearth my 1989 VHS copy of Colin Quinn's "Goin' Back To Brooklyn" but I haven't seen it since...oh...1989.

Where have you gone, my comedy gem!?!

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