Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Golden Globs

I think there was lace peeking out from beneath Reese's pinafore. You know, the one she put on under the cut-too-short-metal-stripper-shirt thing. I know it's vintage Chanel, but just 'cuz it's old don't make it right.

Thankfully, she looked like a normal sized person. That Ellen girl from that boring/pandering "Grey's Anatomy" show looked like she was covering up the fact that the caterer had used her ribs to grate cheese before the ceremony and she still had a few flakes of parmesean she just couldn't brush off. I do so wish that "prominent collarbone" wasn't the accessory du jour for America's youngish starlets.

Johnny Depp, we get it. You're quirky and eccentric and love France way more than the bumblefords that make up America. We know. But, honestly, I can't imagine that the look spawned by "Swingers" is still popular in Paris. I just don't believe that across the 14 arrondisement you can still hear "Vegas, baby. Vegas." being uttered.

Thank the heavens this is the last of "Will & Grace".

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Drug abuse is so funny. That's why "Walk The Line" was nominated in the musical/comedy category, right? Right? Or did June just bust out into song at inappropriate moments? I haven't seen it, but I'm looking forward to elaborately choreographed dance numbers and hearty belly laughs!

1 comment:

KC said...

Gosh, I missed the awards? Duh. Just like I miss every awards show except the Oscars. I purposely skip the Golden Globes, Emmy's, Grammy's, etc, then watch the highlights on the news the next day. That way I get the interesting parts without having to watch people try to get out of their seats and walk up a few stairs and mumble into a microphone. I'll only watch that kind of crap on Oscar night!