Sunday, November 26, 2006

Shat Out Sunday

Delta Burke's on "Boston Legal" and her cheek implants and various and sundry additional faux elements are creeping me out. I think they're coming at me through the television. Thank god this isn't in 3-D. And ABC is so very much into Shatner, he's on one show while they're calling his so over-the-top game show a Shat-stravaganza. Can a network be said to be dating a star? If so, ABC is working way too hard to get to third base.

Speaking of third base, James Spader can read a grocery list to me and make me woozy. He just told one of Henry's little dream girls to take her pants off and although I thought it weird for prime time TV, I really appreciated the scene. Not the Julie Bowen part, she bores me, but oooooh, James, feel free to steal home.

That said, uh, what's up with all the cutting and editing? It's snippety and zippy and swooshy and I'm not a fan. Good thing I got my Spader fix in one sweetheart of a scene and now can neglect to watch it for months. And I hope someone with YouTube talent feels the same way because that scene was...well, some kinda something.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i called dibs on spader years ago. you may have to fight me for him.
or come up with a worthy compromise. >:)

KC said...

I met Spader years ago when he was in St. Louis filming White Palace. His voice is so wonderful! And his eyes, and his hair...

Old Aunt Amy said...

Aly, we may have to hop in the way back machine for my days of Spader lust go all the way back to "Pretty In Pink". While all the girls longed for Blane, I was very much prepared to get all up in Steff's business. I mean seriously. Homina.