Prada had nothing to do with this Danes dress. That was all the work of everyone's favorite heartlight, E.T.
Dr. Venture arrives in his formal bathrobe. And while we're on Urbaniak's doppelgänger, let's talk about his upcoming co-star, Miss Parker Posey.
Or, better yet, let's repeat the old adage "if you have nothing nice to say, come sit by me" (with thanks to "Steel Magnolias" from which I learned all my best lines like "drink your juice, Shelby"). Eh, chuck that. She looks like she was mauled by wolverines. And speaking of wild animals, meet Lapo Elkaan
I have to confess. There are a few images in which Lapo is kinda attractive in a really bitchy, entitled way. And heavens knows palling around with anyone caught with a transsexual whilst high as a kite will make for a fun evening. But this look, although bold as can be, is a little too hollow-eyedey, wrinkly navyey, wide lapelly, velvet loafery lion for me.
Are those racing stripes down the side of Tommy Hilfiger's pants? Is his jacket made from the glossy coat of a jaguar? And is that his gypsy fortune teller predicting he'll come in last in the race for best dressed?
She's just barely keeping that thing up. Or is she inching it down? Hmmm... Either way, if she actually stood up straight I'm 100% sure we'd see boobs.
That's just a damn pillowcase from the Victoria's Secret collection at Sears.
2 comments:
I swear if I ever have to attend a gala, I'm going to have you OK my gown before I go. I sure wouldn't want to end up on your blog with all my faults exposed. You're a darling girl and I'm sure you'd be easy on me since we're friends, but we could nip the problem in the bud by just having you pick out my dress. OK?
I am the shopper's best friend. I will point blank tell you that "cinching it with a belt" is no way to dress. I will, without hesitation, inform you that your ass looks big if it indeed does. In fact, I just bought a dress from Banana Republic that I had ironed for Mother's Day, put it on, looked myself straight in the eye, and said, "This dress ain't doin' you any favors." It's going back tomorrow.
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