For those of you that might have missed "Victoria Beckham: Coming To America" last night on NBC, never fear! I watched the entire thing for you and will now present all the best lines uttered by Mrs. Beckham!
• After meeting stereotypical LA women - plastic to the hilt, over the hill, money-centric, crazy bitches - for a luncheon, and hearing one of them do their dolphin impersonation (truly frightening, that) Victoria states: "There's only one way to go here...let's get drunk."
• Quite tongue-in-cheek, she sighs and utters, "It's exhausting being fabulous."
• Upon entering a very tacky house: "It looked like someone with no taste came in and vomited everywhere."
• At a viewing of Lionel Richie's former home currently on the market, our Vic comments on the floors. The realtor tells her they were laid by Lionel himself to which she slyly responds: "Lionel Richie laid the parquet floor.....whilst dancing on the ceiling."
• On Thanksgiving: "They take loads of pretzels, mash 'em up, and shove 'em up turkeys' bums."
• Her assistant informs her that she taking her somewhere to learn how to throw a pitch at a baseball game after Vicky's invited to throw out the first pitch at a Dodgers' game. She follows that up with, "You should probably wear sporty heels."
Want more? (And I know you do.) Then head to NBC.com and watch, you cheeky bastards.
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Posh really used to be my favorite Spice, but these days she looks like touching her would hurt. She's pointy, and sharp looking. (Not sharp as in, wow, you look sharp, so much as "Would you hand me a bandaid? I rubbed up against Victoria Beckham's elbow")
I saw a photo recently that has simply made my heart sway in the direction of Sporty. Something about rock-chick bangs and too much eyeliner makes my heart flutter.
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