What's a ghost's least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
And those are just a few of the gems the kiddies dropped at my feet before winning a tiny candy bar. The special winner was a girl who asked, "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" I guessed the answer (because 7 8 9) and although disappointed, she was pleased to find that if I guessed the answer to your joke, you won TWO candies! Ha HA! That's Halloween at my house where the main decoration is a ghost balloon bought from a hospital gift shop, I dress like a slutty schoolgirl, and have to keep Henry from eating the kids' treats. Ahhh...I can't wait for next year.
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I missed out on seeing the trick-or-treaters this year because I was at rehearsal. Dammit. I love seeing kids in costume!
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