Kooky Girlfight sobered up long enough to do her hair and call the limo service and for that I'm proud of her. With all her recent liquor troubles, it's nice to see she stayed straight so she could use a curling iron and make her admittedly pretty hair all curly and fancy and done up right. Unfortunately, that sobriety couldn't get her through the dressing phase of the evening. She tipsily selected an adorable gown that would really look fabulous on someone much taller, like maybe Charlize Theron (after all, there's no bow). But on Girlfight, those black dots are like scrubbing bubbles and they've removed her waist like it was soap scum and somehow turned her top half into a tanner Bea Arthur torso. After donning the gown, she drunkenly pondered her accessory choices and went with the never popular old Christmas ribbon around the wrist look. Were it black, she might have looked like she was protesting something. Were it white, she might have garnered sympathy for a minor accident on the "Lost" set, but with silver it just looks like she really thought this might work.
Good thing she called the car service beforehand or we might've had a decent mugshot for The Smoking Gun to post.
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