OAA's Recipe Corner

I used to work for Monsanto (a.k.a. The Evil Empire). The pay was too good to resist! Plus, I gathered most of my snowglobe collection making deals with employees - I'll submit your expense report if you bring me back a snowglobe. It was a perfect arrangement. Plus, I met some wonderful people there that I've been wildly remiss in calling (Jess & Boo, Aimee & Craig, Stephen, Mikelyn, I'm thinking of you!). So, in tribute to those really fun days of yore ("Take A Letter, Maria", for example), here's a recipe that I literally had to pry out of the cafeteria workers in the AA building. This was a sauce served with their Build-Your-Own-Taco-Salad day extravaganza. 85% of my personally built taco salad was this sauce. Serve it with burritos, nachos, and other foods that end in "O".

Monsanto Secret Sauce (No Animals Were Harmed In The Making Of This Recipe)
1/2 teaspoon of lemon juice
2 cups of mayo
1 cup of sour cream
2 tablespoons of onion salt
1/2 tablespoon of garlic powder
1/2 tablespoon of paprika
2 teaspoons of chili powder
1 teaspoon of Tobasco
1 tablespoon of worsteschesteschire sauce

Oh. Mmmm. It's freakishly good.