Seriously. It's women like this that give normal, well-adjusted women a bad name. We finally make headway in the astronaut corps and we've got a Speaker of the House and, well, Ellen's gay and on the cover of W magazine and then WHAM! out of the blue, one of us has to go insane and wear adult diapers to get to Orlando faster.
Blindsided, the women of the nation carry on as we attempt to put this, boiled bunnies, Lizzie Borden, and child-loving schoolteachers behind us. I mean couldn't she just have Pontelliered it?
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