Budgeting, Volume One

Do you know how much refrigerators are? Their job is to keep things cold. That's it. It's not to think or process or type brilliant thesis papers on the current state of the rainforest. It's job is to be plugged in and chill. The end. Nothing more, nothing less. And these bitches, which weigh a crapload and take up even more room, cost thousands of dollars. I can get a computer which, while I don't really use them to their full capacity, can do more than a refrigerator can do in less space. Can't we just go back to iceboxes? I can get ice on the cheap at the 7-11.