Thursday, May 12, 2005

Joel Por La Futuro!

Joel Por La Futuro!

My friend Joel is running for Mayor of San Diego. His platform includes a Fat Tax based on constituents' BMI, renting space to coffee houses for placement in libraries, auctioning off naming rights of streets currently named solely with letters, and the fact that he has good hair.

That's Joel for you.

And honesly, if I were in California, I'd vote for him - even though he is a Republican. My taxes would be delightfully lower.

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