Wednesday, May 18, 2005

I Wish I Didn't Want My MTV

I really don't want Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey to break up. I know, I know, I shouldn't care, but I actually love watching MTV's ridiculous "reality" programming and without the "Newlyweds", I feel bereft. Knowing that they're on the rocks makes me recall all the good times I spent with my fictional friends - and weep for their future.

"Meet The Barkers" is an okay replacement - that Bunny of a wife he's got is endearing - but Travis' inability to wear pants properly really bugs me. And it also bugs me that they have an elevator in a two-story house filled with able-bodied people, but to each their own.

As far as "The Inferno II" is concerned, them's some bitches on that show. I used to think Rachel was off her nut when she threw Beth's clothes in the pool, but with the triumverate of evil estrogen she's up against, I'm feeling the sympathy. And could Jamie possibly be any cuter? On the guy's side, CT really needs to get the hell over himself. Really.

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