The AMJE Song

One of my bosses at my soon-to-be-old job wrote this for me and, honestly, it was one of the best tributes I've ever received. If I weren't laughing so hard I would have cried. A lot of the jokes are inside, but it's still charming, even for those that don't know of my love for colored index cards.

The Amy Song
(sung to the tune of "The Patty Duke Show" theme)

Since Amy has worked at CPG
She's done it all from A to Z
She's written scripts and been on tape
Whipped our clients into shape
And made fun of me

Cause she's Amy - uniquely Elzie all the way.
One gal who's always stylish
Whether it's night or day.

Well, Amy adores ol' Steve LeResche
Proposal wrangling and idX
She's good at finding music cuts
But the 360 really drives her nuts
With it's sound effects.

But she's Amy, our wonderful Elzie and I've found
I'm gonna really miss her
Because she keeps food around.

She also adores an index card
Execs hold her in high regard
And when it comes to breakout rooms
Or finding US Bank costumes
She has really starred.

Still she's Amy - uniquely Elzie and you'll find
Although she's quirky and won't eat meat
The job she did will be hard to beat
I could lose my mind
'Cause Amy is one of a kind.

Thanks so much, Steve. I'll miss you.