POODLE SWEATER

Anthropologie.com -

I know.

This is ridiculous. Absolutely RIDICULOUS. I could spend money on things far more logical and rational and far less...coral, but c'mon. I have a friend named Poodle. I HAD TO GET IT. It was like Anthropologie asked me, "Amy", they said, "Amy, what kind of whimsical sweater would you have to buy despite the fact that you just bought a house and need to refurbish 4 rooms in said house?" I might reply, "One with birds on it or perhaps one that has a map of the London Underground on it or...WAIT...one with pink poodles on it. Yeah. I'd have to buy that."

Screw you, Anthropologie bitches and your mind reading. What's next? An entire collection in emerald green and steel blue?