I know I said that I was done with Jennifer Garner due to the whole Affliction she's recently contracted, but this little tidbit was irresistable:
//Still, alone in paradise was not a bad way to start a life together. After the two landed in the Turks and Caicos Islands, they went by boat to a home that, sources say, belongs to Bruce Willis. There, they were greeted by vases full of lilies and roses and platters of cheese and potato chips.//
from here
It's like a Smoove B column from The Onion: "Girl, once we are on the magical island, I will take you to luxuriate in the home of my friend, Bruce Willis. There will already be lilies and roses of many varieties available for your sniffing pleasure. It will be the most spectacular array of velvety flowers you have ever seen. Also, there will be potato chips."
What the hell? Potato chips? I'm so confused. I guess they really are just two regular kids gettin' hitched.
And I still think she's pretty.
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